Freeman's Mind： Episode 62-tWM08V2bORQ.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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[fzzt]

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--AAAAGH!

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Oh! That was horrible!

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Wait... no!

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What is this?!

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THIS ISN'T MASSACHUSETTS!

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Oh no...

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Oh, God! They fucked me!

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I TOLD THEM EXACTLY WHAT TO DO AND THEY FUCKED ME!

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[screaming]

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THIS IS WORSE THAN EVERYTHING!

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Oh, God! I feel strange...!

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Dizzy...!

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Is this gravity...?!

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Oh! Okay...!

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[whimpering]

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[hyperventilating]

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Okay... well, I gotta do something...

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This day's going to shit.

#2100:01:04,472→00:01:07,058

All right. There's something over there.

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I'm going for it.

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NnyaaaaaaaAAAAAAA--

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Oof!

#2500:01:10,995→00:01:12,434

Are you kidding me?

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Fuck.

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Oh, he's hiding.

#2800:01:16,449→00:01:18,734

Gee, where could he have gone?

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Oh, I think I see him.

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I think I see him.

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Yeah, that's right. Shoot away the madness.

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Oh, lovely. Here's a wonderful fucking omen.

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I would get a picture of this tattooed on me.

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This so concisely sums up everything.

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Just everything.

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And he had a helmet on so what does that say about me?

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Well, I'm not taking it. It has germs now.

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Oh, God! What's happening?!

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Gotta keep moving.

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Ha!

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[vortigaunt charging up] WAAAAAAAH!

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NO!

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[houndeye charging up] STOP!

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[houndeye charging up] WHERE ARE YOU?!

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[houndeye attack] BLAH!

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YOU HAVE ALL OF INFINITE SPACE TO TELEPORT TO!

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I'VE ALREADY CLAIMED THIS... horrible... chunk...

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Okay, I guess I'll make my way to the big thing, then...

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...blow my brains out, I don't know...

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Ha!

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...don't miss, don't miss!

#5200:02:16,482→00:02:18,749

Oh, good, it didn't flip.

#5300:02:18,749→00:02:23,083

I'm not sure how these are floating; I guess they're filled with a lighter gas?

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I mean, if it was magnetism, wouldn't that affect some of my suit or weapons?

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Actually, I don't know what metals are on me.

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Dah!

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Eee!

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NYAAH!

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Okay, don't freak out...

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Don't freak out...!

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I SAID DON'T FREAK OUT, DAMMIT!

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OKAY!

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NAH!

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NUH!

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I'M TOTALLY NOT FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW!

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BECAUSE... THIS IS ME NOT FREAKING OUT!

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WHAT DO I HAVE TO FREAK OUT OVER, ANYWAY?!

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NOTHING! BECAUSE I'M NOT!

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I'M JUST NAVIGATING FLOATING OBSTACLE COURSE THAT LOOKS LIKE A...

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GIANT... PLATE-BALANCING TRICK DESIGNED BY H. R. GIGER!

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FUCK YOU, REALITY!

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YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!

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AND... BONE PILLAR THINGS AND... BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE...!

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NYAH!

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...wwwwAAAAAAH!

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REALITY'S BROKE!

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Why is there gravity?!

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I look below this thing and there's just the void!

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Wah!

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Waa-aaa-AAAH!

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Okay, I'm clear for landing on the hell blob.

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So, am I supposed to believe this thing is dense enough to cause gravitational pull?

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I don't fucking think so!

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Not only is that stupid but that would've yanked me sideways with that top platform.

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A ledge. Why not?

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Whoa-ho-ho!

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[houndeye charging up, Xen crystal bolt] WAH!

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[houndeye charging up] WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

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[houndeye attack, Xen crystal bolt] WAH!

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Shoot the madness... shoot the madness...

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No!

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[Xen crystal bolt] WAAH!

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[Xen crystal bolts] LET ME IN!

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[Xen crystal bolts] God, Je..!

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[Xen crystal bolts] [straining]

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Ah, a first aid kit. I guess somebody else made it this far.

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I wonder how many explorers they just dumped out here.

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Probably a lot.

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Maybe that's why I couldn't get a helmet: they ran out.

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What the hell is this thing?

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[Xen crystal bolts] Ah! Fuck!

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PURPLE... PROACTIVE... BUG ZAPPERS!

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[Xen crystal bolt] AH!

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FUCK OFF!

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[houndeye charging up] NO!

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SHUT UP!

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[houndeye charging up] STOP! NO!

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FOR CRYING OUT L-- THERE!

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Yeah, go do your little dance... you freak.

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Yeah, you can't even do THAT right.

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[Xen crystal bolt] AH!

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Oh! I-- you're not worth it. Not yet.

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What IS this thing?

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Wah! What happened?

#11500:04:36,674→00:04:38,834

Did it steal a piece of my soul?

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Give it back!

#11700:04:40,290→00:04:42,881

No... it's not really worth it.

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Well, I guess I have a water source... maybe.

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Stop that!

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Well, I guess I'll check out the interior.

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Maybe I can find a weak point and blow this up. That would make me feel better.

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Fucking nightmare.

#12300:04:55,765→00:04:57,890

Oh, there IS something in here.

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Well... yeah, it's about what I was expecting.

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A lot of water.

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If anything here is edible, I can go for weeks.

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Well, guess this is my new home! I'll get settled in.

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Is this a mushroom? I'm no stranger to mushrooms.

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Oh, it lights up. Dream décor for a stoner.

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It does make the place cozier.

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What the hell is this?

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Eh, I'll try and eat it later.

#13300:05:26,155→00:05:29,760

Really, I need to eat those things I killed on the ledge first

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because they're going to rot if I wait too long.

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I'm REALLY hoping I can find a way to cook them

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because dinner is going to be harsh enough as it is.

#13700:05:38,275→00:05:41,505

Yeah, turn on all the mushrooms, I don't care about the power bill.

#13800:05:41,505→00:05:45,616

Okay, those blinking lights are annoying; I'll take care of that later.

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This, actually, isn't THE worst apartment I've ever had. It's close, though.

#14000:05:51,138→00:05:52,929

What's this? A bird cage?

#14100:05:52,929→00:05:58,010

Well, I'm pretty sure I can't eat rhombuses, so you're free to go.

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Enjoy.

#14300:05:59,163→00:06:01,516

Well, they'd better figure out how to fly out of here

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or else I'm gonna swat 'em later.

#14500:06:04,020→00:06:08,903

No, I don't want to waste the ammo. I haven't done a full perimeter check yet.

#14600:06:08,903→00:06:10,990

So, where am I going to sleep?

#14700:06:10,990→00:06:12,157

Oh no!

#14800:06:12,157→00:06:14,702

Well, I can't call this an earthquake.

#14900:06:14,702→00:06:16,439

Oh God! Ah!

#15000:06:16,439→00:06:20,035

OKAY, THIS APARTMENT'S DEFINITELY THE SECOND WORST I'VE HAD!

#15100:06:20,035→00:06:22,584

IT'S STILL NOT INFECTED WITH BEDBUGS!

#15200:06:22,584→00:06:25,198

WHAT IS THIS?! IS THIS A TELEPORTER?!

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IT COULD SEND ME INTO SPACE! I COULD DECOMPRESS!

#15400:06:27,896→00:06:30,240

OH GOD! THE ROOM'S CLOSING IN ON ME!

#15500:06:30,240→00:06:32,294

THESE ARE TEETH! IT'S ALIVE!

#15600:06:32,294→00:06:34,471

THE ROOM'S GOING TO EAT ME!

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SHIT!

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OKAY, NOT A LOT OF FUCKING OPTIONS!

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[fzzt] AAAAH!

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[exhales]

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Great.

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[distant thumping]

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Hey, what's that noise? [distant thumping]

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[distant thumping]

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[distant growling]

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[distant thumping]